random beliefs
I used to believe that the world is a wonderful place full of great people, a world where good people are rewarded for being honest and gentle, a world where I could be happy.
I used to believe that I was actually a grown-up dwarf and that someone from the Moscow State Circus would be along to take me back at any time.
I used to think I was allergic to spoons (what a spoon!)
I used to think that Ice Cream Sundae's you could only buy and eat on Sundays.
I used to believe I would one day marry my cat. I was completely serious about it, and even started designing little cat vails.
When I was young (about seven)I thought that I could not be a popstar because I didn't have the ability to sing 2 things at once. Years later, i learned they used a backing track.
I used to believe that if I pumped in my sleep and breathed it in I would turn into a rotting turnip!
I used to believe that one of my teachers morphed into my cat and spied on me at home. I was always scared to do anything while the cat was watching!
I used to believe that the short display beds at department stores were for dwarfs.
I used to think that if you sprayed some perfume/body spray on you right after you sprayed a different one, the different scents would create an explosion and damage.
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