random beliefs

i used to believe that a carreer as a super hero was possible

Anon (from grown-ups : work)

when i was about 4 i used to believe that 'on purpose' meant accidentally. whenever i spilled drinks i would shriek, "I did it on purpose, i did it on purpose!!!!"

rosie (from language : speaking)

I thought that Mount Rushmore was an act of God, and that was how we chose our presidents. . . who resembled the mountain.

Anon (from the world : politics)

A kid in my kindergarten class once told me that freckles were caused by raindrops falling on your skin, rotting, and turning brown.

Joan (from body parts : skin)

When I was little, I thought that it was actually my pants farting. My mom still asks me if my pants just farted.

blame it on the pants. (from body functions : farting)

When I was little I used to believe that if I went up the stairs in the dark then I would never reach the top. I would just keep walking up the stairs for ever.

Graeme (from at home : around the house)

I used to think that braces were decorations for your teeth and that they had to drill holes in your teeth to install them.

Anon (from people : appearance)

I used to believe that butterflies were born when a fly mated with butter. I had no idea how this would happen. I suppose the fly sat on the butter.I was a strange kid...

Ryan (from animals : creepy crawlies)

I thought the Virgin Islands were owned by Richard Branson until I was 24.

LJ (from nature : landscape)

I used to think that chips were made out of fish. I couldn't understand why we kept eating fish with chips, I mean Why eat fish with a side serving of fish?

Gita (from food : general)