random beliefs

My brother and I thought that Grandma lived at the airport because that's where we always went to get her. Then when we were tired of her, we took her back.

Susan (from grown-ups : family)

when I was little I used to think my toys were alive and got jelouse if I would sleep with one and not the others so I slept with all of them

brandi (from kids : toys)

when 1 was 5 i went on my first holiday abroad to spain and i thought soon as i got there i could instantly talk spanish and will come back unable to speak english

joey.k (from language : foreign languages)

I thought Nazis were actually "not-sees" and called that because they could turn invisible, which I figured was why they were so dangerous

Anon (from the past : wars)

I thought it was illegal for women to use Just For Men hair coloring

Brainhead (from body parts : hair)

I used to believe that if you "did your business" with the lights off that you would go blind... stupid lying big sisters!!

Anon (from toilets : fear of)

When I'd see the ads for Greyhound on TV that said "Go Greyhound and leave the driving to us." I thought that meant that on other busses the passengers had to take turns driving.

Anon (from transport : buses)

I used to believe that simply by shouting 'CHANGE LIGHT!' that I could make the traffic light change from red to green.

KT (from transport : traffic lights)

When I was little, I heard the saying two heads are better than one. I believed that there was someone that ran around with two heads that was better than I was. Now I'm older I know better.

Elaurana (from people : appearance)

When I was 4, I deeply believed that eating ants is healty and even lenthen my life, so I ate "an ant a day" alive from my yard. I still remember the sour taste.

Yuping (from food : dangerous food)