random beliefs

If you pee your pants too many times, the pee-pee fairy will decide you can't handle the pee-pee you have and switch your gender.

Jeanine (from body functions : weeing and pooing)

I used to believe that people's brains differed in colours. I always wanted purple brains for some reason.

Katrina (from body parts : general)

My Dad told me that kangaroos keep their combs and wallets in their pouches (I believed this for years) and had a big argument with my teacher (aged 8) when she said that this was in fact a lie.

Caroline (from animals : general)

That eating grass was a sure fire way to gain superhuman powers.

Brendan (from nature : plants)

when I was about 5 or 6, I believed that there were rhinos behind the furniture in the guest room, when it was dark.

Bakkar (from make-believe : monsters)

When I was young, my brother convinced me that if I chewed a piece of gum for long enough it would turn into a chicken bone.

Anon (from food : chewing gum)

My family used to tell me that everyone had a piece of Jesus in their hearts. I was certain that I got the foot, and often wondered who got the genitalia.

Apologetic for the Perversions (from religion : characters)

I used to think the word fever was just another word for giraff

Marshall m (from language : speaking)

We put food in our mouths, so naturally I believed my stomach was in my head.

Timb (from body functions : eating)

There is large factory in the largest city near my hometown that has an impressive smokestack. When I was little, I thought that the factory was where clouds came from.

Anon (from nature : weather)