i used to believe

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I used to believe that if you reversed the radio plug in the socket the music and words would come out upside down and backwards.

Chris Morris (from media : radio)
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I used to believe that after a person had surgery the surgeon would run them under a giant sewing machine to stich them together again

Makenna (from body parts : general)
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i used to believe that if i kept my mouth open while sleeping I would swallow either a spider (which you do 7 times a year average) or a small monster looking to inhabit your body.

Nahtiak NZ (from body functions : sleeping)
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My Aunt used to tell me that if I didn't share, I would turn into a crow.

Peter (from animals : birds)
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I used to believe that when you could see your breath outside in the cold, you were making clouds. So I would breathe out a lot to make as many clouds as possible :)

K (from nature : weather)
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When I was a kid I used to think the "carpool lane" was an actual pool cars went swimming in

skeez (from transport : cars)
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My dad made be believe that picture adverts for rufuse skips in the local paper were actually lorries that transported erect tents (upside down).

Bruce (from language : reading)
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i used to believe peeps with curly hair had a 3rd ear wich they can read peep's minds

Anon (from body parts : hair)
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i remember when i was 3 or 4 i hated going into carwashes. i thought the water would flood the car and make it explode, leaving the big brushes (i thought they were alive at the time) to kill you!

reese fulla (from transport : cars)
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I thought Nazis were actually "not-sees" and called that because they could turn invisible, which I figured was why they were so dangerous

Anon (from the past : wars)
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