random beliefs
I once believed that during Dinosaur Week at daycare, the old ladies fed us actual dinosaur meat in their dinosaur soup; it was actually beef stew.
I used to believe that killer bees would take over the world by the time I was an adult.
I used to think that people were either born adults or kids and you were paired up with and adult who takes care of you.
I used to belive kissing boys made your teeth fall out.
When I was a child I used to believe that garlic would grow in braids as I used to see them at the markets. I discovered that braids of garlic were made by people only when I was a grown-up.
I thought that Penelope was pronounced Pen-el-ope. I also thought Bob was short for Bobert. (Because Rob was short for Robert! Very logical, huh?)
When I was little, my grandpa had me convinced that telephone poles grew like that in special telephone pole forests. It took me years to realize that he was "pulling my leg" as Granma put it.
I used to think that me and my sister were twins because we both had a fluffy blue jumper.......she is 3 years older than me.
My daughter once asked if God was short for Godfrey
In my early years i thought that most of the milk came from cows, but a small amount of milk was produced by the garbagetruck. I always asked my parents if the milk i was drinking were real cow-milk.
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