random beliefs

I had alligators and cartoon lions under my bed.

ruth (from at home : under my bed)

I used to believe that the reason ladies had big bouffant hairdos was that their heads were shaped that way.

Bea (from body parts : hair)

I used to believe that when family and friends cry at a wedding it was because they hated either the groom or the bride and did't wan't the to get married.

christina (from grown-ups : marriage)

I used to believe that a "No Loitering" sign was "No Littering", inexplicably spelled with a Brooklyn accent.

erin (from language : spelling)

My brother told me that if you stared into the sun long enough, you would get x-ray vision. I believed him, and I will probably go blind someday from it.

Liz (from body functions : special powers)

i used to believe that euthanasia has something to do with young chinese people

CW (from death : people)

I used to wonder why people didn't use his first name when they spoke of McJagger of the Rolling Stones.

silly me (from music : pop stars)

I used to believe that the orange and white barrels filled with sand on exit ramps were to cover up dead bodies and soak up the blood from the road after automobile accidents.

Anon (from death : people)

I used to believe that trains ran along the roofs of houses. I had yet to discover the concept of perspective.

Mildred (from transport : trains)

When I was 5 or so, my dad told me that if you caught a squirrel by the tail it would pop off and the squirrel would run away and hide until it grew a new tail.

Stevie (from animals : general)