random beliefs

when i was younger i believed that if my mom stayed at a traffic light too long it would shoot laser beams at us
so i always told my mom to hurry up i eventually ended up being grounded

anon (from transport : traffic lights)

When I was little, I thought the singular form of geese was "gee"

Kate (from animals : birds)

I thought a broken arm or leg would prevent you from ever becoming an astronaut because the bone would come apart during weightlessness.

John G (from body functions : being ill)

My Dad use to tell me if I pouted and stuck my lower lip out, a bird would come and poop on my lip.

Tom (from animals : birds)

When I was a kid I took two showers becaue I thought my hair was a plant and needed the water to grow

Tim (from body parts : hair)

When I was young (about seven)I thought that I could not be a popstar because I didn't have the ability to sing 2 things at once. Years later, i learned they used a backing track.

Anon (from music : pop stars)

I use to believe I had magic powers to see the clouds move. When I found out that everyone could, I stopped wanting to be a weather woman.

Kt (from body functions : special powers)

when i was little my dad told me that cows that were nearly all white were full of milk and ready for milking and cows that were nearly all black had just been milked!

Anon (from animals : general)

I used to be convinced that there were bald-headed beige aliens outside my toilet window.

Phil (from make-believe : aliens)

Before I knew about the various internal organs I thought people were just filled with some green slimy stuff called “guts”

Demond (from body parts : general)