random beliefs

After my Grandad died, I thought at night he was in my wardrobe, and would be hanging up by a coathanger behind my snorkel parker.

Jim (from death : people)

I used to believe that the mole in my belly button was a poppy seed from a muffin I ate.

Anon (from body parts : belly buttons)

I use to believe that your hair grew because you wash i.e like watering a plant

HJON (from body parts : hair)

I used to believe that if you plugged an electrical extension cord into itself (instead of the wall outlet), that the electricity would go round and round inside the cord.

John (from science : technology)

When I was a very small child, for some reason, I pictured God as an enormous, kind looking zebra. Each night, I would say my prayers to a huge zebra! I still have no idea where that came from.

HG (from religion : characters)

When I was little, I used to think that the shoulder pads worn by American football players were actually their muscles.

tim (from the world : sport)

When I was little, I used to think the commercial advertising the Mitsubishi car was actually a Mr Fishy Car.

Anon (from media : adverts)

Until I was about ten or eleven, I was convinced that vampires lived behind the U-bend of our toilet, and that if I spent too long sitting on the loo that they would come up and attack me.

Mat (from toilets : fear of)

I used to believe that teachers built missiles when they went to the teachers lounge.

HOLLIS (from school : teachers)

I used to believe that the last line of Row Row Row Your Boat was 'Life is butter dream'.

Mindless Misfit (from music : misheard lyrics)