random beliefs

I thought sadism involved being sad and depressed. Obvious, I think.

]_] (from language : speaking)

I wanted to grow up and become a marine biologist, which seemed to me the perfect combination of studying nature and shooting people.

Alex (from grown-ups : work)

When I was a child I used to belive that my father had forever been a 40 years old man.

Nicola (from grown-ups : family)

When I was a a very young child, I was afraid of band-aids! I thought that they were chunks of flesh from other people who had gotten hurt.

Katy (from body functions : being ill)

I used to believe that big grasshoppers would spit tobacco at you if you got too close to them.

Uni (from animals : creepy crawlies)

When I was younger, I would look at the papers on my Dad's desk. When I saw the contributions to his IRA (Individual Retirement Account), I thought he was giving money to the Irish Republican Army.

Anon (from grown-ups : work)

I used to believe that if you farted in a jar and put it in the fridge it would turn into a cabbage by morning.

Silly Robbin (from body functions : farting)

I used to believe a honeymoon was when newlyweds flew up to the moon and scooped honey off the moon to keep it in a jar forever.

Halli (from grown-ups : marriage)

When I was little I thought that the audience in sitcoms was really the cast itself watching playbacks of their show and laughing...

kay (from media : tv shows)

I used to think when Mr. Krabs said he was going to fire Spongebob, I thought he actually meant he would set Spongebob on fire!

Anon (from media : tv shows)