random beliefs
I was convinced that blowing bubbles on flowers helped them grow. Naturally, why not dump an entire bottle of bubbles in the flower bed?
when I was about 5 or 6, I believed that there were rhinos behind the furniture in the guest room, when it was dark.
When i was in preschool they served overcooked broccoli (almost yellow in color...ew) and after that I was convinced Cauliflower was just broccoli that got cooked too long and eventually turned white
I used to think that bartenders were scientists and when they were mixing drinks, they were really mixing chemicals and trying to poison people.
I believed when I was a child that a man lived in the Kentucky Fried Chicken bucket (on top of the sign) and he was always chasing his furniture while it kept turning.
I used to believe that if you dig a hole in the ground and put pepper in the hole, the ground would sneeze.
When i heard the word "tornado" i thought that people were saying "tomatoe" and when i saw houses flattened by "tomatoes" i thought that big pieces of tomatoes dropped down on peoples houses.
I used to believe that Venetian blinds came from Venus.
I used to believe that drag racing was when guys dressed in drag raced each other. LOL
When my sister was in kindergarten she thought the dress code was some kind of code that the teachers wrote in by drawing dresses and different dresses meant different words.
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