random beliefs

I used to think I was a vampire, and that my parents were trying to kill me by making me go to school.

Max (from make-believe : vampires)

i used to believe that there was a cottage in my stomach with rabbits in it, that watched whatever i ate fall past there window. (i did i swear!!!).

blahh!! (from body functions : eating)

I used to believe that toliets ate you after you flushed them

Anon (from toilets : fear of)

I thought that the stripes of the zebra crossings was from a squashed zebra

Helen (from neighbourhood : in the street)

I used to believe cows were ugly horses

Marlene (from animals : general)

I used to think an Afghan hound was a breed of terrorist dog that had to fight in the Taliban!

Anon (from animals : cats and dogs)

I thought weather forecasters were psychic and that's how they knew what the weather would be. I wasn't sure why their psychic powers sometimes didn't work though

Mephisto (from nature : weather)

My grandmother and I were watching my baby sister play on the floor. My grandmother said, "she is priceless, isn't she?" I thought my grandmother meant that my baby sister wasn't worth anything.

Vicki J. (from language : speaking)

When I was a little boy, I thought that hair was made out of peanut butter.

Anon (from body parts : hair)

Another religious animal (see Gladys the cross-eyed bear) was that American reptile "the prairie tortoise" who always seemed to feature just before the "Our Father"

paul (from religion : prayers)