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I used to believe that the heals of the loaves of bread were made special and put there to keep the rest of the loaf from drying out.

Harleymnt
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If i had pizza for lunch or dinner one day, i would leave the crusts on my plate, believing that someone would come by at night to get them, then put them in his big pot and mix them in with other leftovers around the world, to make new food!

ediop
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My mother used to always tell me that if I ate the crust of my bread it would make me be able to whistle really well.
I still can't whistle to this day.

Ryan
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i used 2 think if u ate crusts u would get them stuk in ur tummy and u would die

nick stephan is hot
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my mom used to tell me that the crust of the bread was healthier than the bread in an attempt to make me eat it. i never really ate it anyway

anastacia beeverhousen
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My grandmother told me eating bread crusts made your hair grow. Didn't get me to eat them though, since I was at the age where my only interest in hair was avoiding going to get it cut.

Elfir
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I used to call the crust of bread "the bone" and I would tell my Mom "Take the bone off my bread" or if she didn't and I had to I'd set it on my plate and say "I don't want the bone"

Allie
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My stepmother told me when I was younger that the crust on sandwhiches would make my hair grow faster...I swear I had PB&J sandwiches every day for lunch for like, 2 months.

Nicolle
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when i was little i used to tear the crust off of my bread because i didnt like it, and one day my mom and grandma told me that if i didnt eat my breadcrust my boobs would never grow! since i was (and still am) a really girly girl, i ate all kinds of crust in hopes that i would grow big boobs!

val
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In my room I have a heating vent in the floor of my bedroom. When I was little I always asked my mom if I could open it, but she'd say, "No, it's crusty in there." So I thought she meant there were old pieces of moldy bread crusts in the vent. I really hate bread crust, so I was scared of my vent.

*Anonymime*
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On a road trip, my parents and I stopped into a convinience store/bakery that was kind of dirty.We bought some snacks, but I walked by the shelves of bread and the crusts were very dark brown.

The bread we bought at the supermarket was never that dark, so I thought the reason that the crusts were so bad is that the baker dropped them on the floor repeatedly.

KMF
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When i was little, my sister constantly told me that if i didnt eat the crust on my bread the crust monster would come in the middle of the night and eat me.

Laura
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I used to believe that if you didn't eat your crust on the bread, there would be an earthquake.

Anon
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my mom used to tell me that if i ate the crust on my bread, my hair would grow longer.

melanie
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i used to believe that the crust was the healthiest part of the bread. it was only a year or two ago that i stopped to think that it's really no different than the rest of the bread, just burned more.

kirsten
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i used to think that if you swalled the crust you would automaticly choke on it.

rudiger2
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when i was little i thought that pizza grew on trees and that the crust was poisoness thats why nobody ate it.

cameron
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my nanny use to tell me that the crust was the hardest part to make so we had to eat it..

Amy
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My grandma told me if you ate the crust or the "heel" of bread you would have rosey cheeks and would be able to whistle. I've never had rosey cheecks or been able to whistle!!

Jane Houseworth
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I believed until I was well into my thirties that the bread crust contained all the vitamins and I must always eat it.

Trish
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