random beliefs

I used to believe that drug stores sold illegal drugs and I couldn't work out how they got away with it.

Bigg Jase (from the law : drugs)

When my Fiancee was little her dad used to tell her she had to wash until she was "squeaky clean". She still uses her finger on her chest to see if it squeaks. She's 29.

Fondofclean (from body parts : general)

I got given a box of slime marked "alien puke" and asked if E.T. was all right.

Anon (from make-believe : aliens)

When I was a kid I believed that the number 11 was pronounced "onety-one"

Alicia (from language : counting)

When I was little I thought that only 1 person in the world could have hiccups at one time. (Until me and my mom had the hiccups at the same time)

garrett (from body functions : general)

When I was little I taught that a volcano was a fish.Don't know why,it just sounded like a fish name.

Daniel (from animals : general)

i used to believe that if you farted out of your mouth, you'd die.

John Deere (from body functions : farting)

I thought birds grew from bird seed.

Jen (from animals : birds)

When I was a little boy, I thought that hair was made out of peanut butter.

Anon (from body parts : hair)

I used to wonder who Mazelle was, and why she was always mad. It wasn't until we had French class I realized it's mademoiselle.

Anon (from language : foreign languages)