random beliefs

I used to think anorexia was something to do with wearing an anorak.

Anon (from language : speaking)

When I was younger, My Dad told me if I go outside and fart in a jar then close it, I could capture it and it would glow in the dark... I tried it.

Anon (from body functions : farting)

At about age 7 I thought one could see the people running around on a map, if one looked hard enough.

Adam Smith (from the world : places)

I used to believe when I was three that when sausages sizzled it meant they were farting.

Anon (from food : general)

I used to think you had to be in a special club to get a Club Sandwich.

Louis (from food : general)

I used to believe that pictures and posters could see me. So whenever I did something private in my room, I turned all my pictures upsidedown and took down my posters.

Thatnicegirlx97 (from kids : i'm different)

I thought if someone asked something and said please you had no choice but to do it (I think my dad told me this once when I wouldn't do something)

Hexetic (from people : lies)

I thought the tip jar at the restaurant was so people could give the chef cooking tips for how to cook better.

Anon (from neighbourhood : going shopping)

I used to beleive the elevator in the Department store was somewhere you went while they rearranged everything.

Anon (from neighbourhood : going shopping)

I used to believe that if you hit your tailbone, a tail could grow out of it.

Ida (from body functions : special powers)