random beliefs

I used to believe that you get your taxes done at the taxidermist.

Krissy (from neighbourhood : in the street)

As a child I believed I was a robot and my parents were engineers and every night when I was sleeping they improved my programs and done testing on me.

Anon (from grown-ups : family)

My dad told me SPAM was made of Squirrel, Possum, and Mice YUM YUM

Suzanne (from food : general)

I thought that "heck" was a less horrible version of hell for people who were only KIND OF evil.

Oizys (from religion : afterlife)

If I pushed the mole on my Grandpa's forehead, his teeth would pop out. I really thought they were connected :)

Kit (from body functions : special powers)

I used to think that the driving range at a golf course was a track for racing golf carts to keep the non-golfers amused.

Mike (from the world : sport)

When I was a kid I thought that there was only a small number (fewer than 100) bad people in the whole world, If only it were true...

Tesseract (from people : lies)

When I was a wee lass, I thought that the big blue and white "H" signs on the side of the road indicated the burial place of a famous horse. It of course leads you to a hospital.

Leah! (from transport : road signs)

I used to think an Afghan hound was a breed of terrorist dog that had to fight in the Taliban!

Anon (from animals : cats and dogs)

I used to believe that the big white ovals on killer whale faces were their eyes, until a year ago. I'm 20 now, and I've been to Sea World twice.

BEM (from animals : general)