random beliefs

My next door neighbours brother once told me that you couldnt eat the wafer cone from an Ice Cream and that they were paper/cardboard and only to hold up the ice cream...i never ate them for years!!

BW (from food : general)

my son thought that the warning triangle on the road side that said "deer" meant that that streach of road was expensive.

Anon (from transport : road signs)

I used to believe that the president hired little kids to take their yellow paint and paintbrushes to the road to paint the yellow lines on the road.

Elizabeth (from transport : road signs)

I used to think that the films Jaw's was called George because the main shark was called George - not quite as terrifying as Jaw's is it?

Phil (from media : films)

My dad told me the hazard light button was actually for the ejection seat. And we didn't know which one it ejected. Thanks Dad.

Anon (from transport : cars)

In kindergarten i thought when my school library is closed, the library teacher would shut all the blinds, wear a bikini, turn on the radio and start dancing.

bananahead (from school : teachers)

my best friend once told me that birds didnt get electrocuted when they sat on pylons because they hopped from foot to foot very quikly.

farber (from animals : birds)

When I was little my big brother told me that if I ate raw potatoes my teeth would grow curly.

Lauren (from food : dangerous food)

After thinking about it hard, my sister, aged about 6, asked, "Mummy, if people die standing up, can they use them again in shop windows?"

Alex (from death : people)

when I was a child, I believed that I could not die if I had a life insurrance.

connie (from death : people)