random beliefs
I used to believe that sattelite dishes were used to shot down falling meteors that fell to earth.
We put food in our mouths, so naturally I believed my stomach was in my head.
When I was younger, I used to think that moustaches were just very long nose hairs.
That Strippers were the ladies who stripped the tablecloths off the tables in night clubs at the end of the evening.
I used to believe that the term "being mugged" meant someone beat someone else with a coffee mug.
I thought that my parents made me write thank-you notes for my birthday and xmas presents because they were jealous that I got so many presents and therefore wanted to punish me.
I used to believe that grown-ups didn't need to sleep. They would just lie in bed for a while because that's what you do at night.
i used to believe that if i kept my mouth open while sleeping I would swallow either a spider (which you do 7 times a year average) or a small monster looking to inhabit your body.
After watching "Who Framed Roger Rabbit" I thought that cartoon characters were just people in cartoon costumes.
I used to believe that when a person got old, they turned Italian- as a child the only old people I knew actually spoke Italian, I had never come in contact with a non-Italian senior.
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