random beliefs

I used to believe that sattelite dishes were used to shot down falling meteors that fell to earth.

Anon (from nature : outer space)

We put food in our mouths, so naturally I believed my stomach was in my head.

Timb (from body functions : eating)

When I was younger, I used to think that moustaches were just very long nose hairs.

Mike (from body parts : hair)

That Strippers were the ladies who stripped the tablecloths off the tables in night clubs at the end of the evening.

Catherine (from grown-ups : work)

I used to believe that the term "being mugged" meant someone beat someone else with a coffee mug.

Matt Thiel (from the law : criminals)

I thought that my parents made me write thank-you notes for my birthday and xmas presents because they were jealous that I got so many presents and therefore wanted to punish me.

Anon (from people : birthdays)

I used to believe that grown-ups didn't need to sleep. They would just lie in bed for a while because that's what you do at night.

Ester (from body functions : sleeping)

i used to believe that if i kept my mouth open while sleeping I would swallow either a spider (which you do 7 times a year average) or a small monster looking to inhabit your body.

Nahtiak NZ (from body functions : sleeping)

After watching "Who Framed Roger Rabbit" I thought that cartoon characters were just people in cartoon costumes.

Ryan (from media : cartoons)

I used to believe that when a person got old, they turned Italian- as a child the only old people I knew actually spoke Italian, I had never come in contact with a non-Italian senior.

Jennifer Radcliffe (from grown-ups : getting older)