random beliefs
I used to belive that if I ate orange peel it would expand in my stomach and blow me up.
When I was little i thought that the mirrors in the bathroom were actually cameras and people were watching me, so i sang and danced for them and even did toliet paper commercials.
When my little brother came home from the hospital, his eyes were closed and I thought he had no eyes. (Iguess it was the first time I saw anyone with his or her eyes closed.)
When I was little my mum told me that if I ate lots of satsumas I would get a lot more presents from Santa because satsumas are his favourite fruit.
When I was little and farted my mother would insist I say "excuse me". I never heard her say excuse me so I thought only kids farted!
For the longest time I believed New Hampshire was New Hamster and that was where all the hamsters came from.
I used to think that the river police were there to stop naughty people from pulling the plug out.
I believed that leaves on trees only became individual when you you close to them, and then I got glasses.
The first time that I went to Spain on holiday when I was 7, I thought everyone purchased things with potatoes. Then dad told me they were pesatas.
My mom used to cook whole, shelled shrimp (heads and all) in soups and stuff. And I always thought their eyeballs were what made peppercorns.
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