random beliefs

WHEN I WHAS A KID I COULDENT READ THAT GOOD SO IN THE END OF A MOVIE WHEN THE CAST CAME I TOUGHT IT WHAS "CATS" AND IT MENT OF ALL THE CATS IN THE MOVIE

MIRIAM (from media : films)

I used to wonder who Mazelle was, and why she was always mad. It wasn't until we had French class I realized it's mademoiselle.

Anon (from language : foreign languages)

I used to think the fire brigade rescued cats from trees because the cat could set the tree on fire, before realizing it was because of the long ladder equipment.

Anon (from animals : general)

When I was a child, I used to believe if I put my finger in one side of my nose, that I would only breathe out of one lung!!!! HA!!!!!!

Linda Jackson (from body functions : general)

If you hold your breath and make a wish under a highway tunnel it will come true....I still hold my breath :)

aj (from transport : cars)

When I was young I saw an anti drug commercial warning viewers about "sniffing". I thought this mean sniffing when you had a cold so I was always worried to "sniff" too much until I was about 15

Kelly (from body functions : being ill)

I thought that "peameal bacon" was actually "female bacon" and that "Hollandaise sauce" was "Holiday sauce" 'cause you only have it on holidays.

e. (from food : general)

If you were good and went to Heaven you would get all your broke and lost toys back fixed and shiney, but if you were bad and went to hell, you would get all your poops and pee back.

alpope23 (from religion : afterlife)

At school, we were always taught "dont drink and drive." When my father was drinking a soda as he was driving, I freaked out.

mie (from food : drinks)

i used to believe that if i ate mushrooms they would grow on me

gwen (from food : dangerous food)