i got told if you rub your sperm on
your spots they'll go...
p.s i still try it but it never works
A childhood belief about rude bits
others believed things like this
- I thought sperm were fish and when I got a goldfish I went around telling everyone i had a sperm— Kara
- When I was little, I used to believe chocolate milk came from cows with brown spots.Anon
- My daughter belived that she was getting old because she had brown spots (freckles) like an old banana— lauren
- I used to think that jewish men wore "kippots" or "yarmulkes" to cover their bald spots..— Charlotte
- My sister used to sing Kylie's "cheese on my pillow", somehow tears works better.— Tom
- I used to believe Elizabethan collars are for dogs to amplify their barks; just like how a loud-hailer works.— jaschenyy