When I was a kid and my mum and dad would send me to the shops for milk or something, I'd deliberately cross the road at extremely dangerous times, close to cars whizzing past, etc. The reason for this is that I thought a film director could be looking out for a stuntman for his next hollywood production.
I was never discovered, but I'm still alive, which is a plus ;)
A childhood belief about cars
others believed things like this
- I used to think small furniture shops were basically cottage converted charity shops.Anon
- i used to think that the road sign "dangerous" was actually "dang-er-roos" a kind of bouncy marsupial— owen cash
- I used to believe that cars were alive and their headlights were eyes.— Wiley
- When I was little, I used to believe that deer could only cross the road at the deer crossing signs. — Shellie
- I used to believe that arson was a flammable liquid, not the act of deliberately setting fires.— Joey Schwartzman
- when I saw a sign with a deer on it I always thought deer had to cross the street by it. like a cross walk— only me