i used to believe that women peed out of their arse and pooed out of their vagina
A childhood belief about rude bits

others believed things like this
- I used to believe that your arse cheeks were actually full of shit!Anon
- I always hear Manic Street Preachers 'You Love Us' as 'You Love Arse'.— Lou
- The more you cried, the less you peed.Anon
- I used to think girls peed from their butt.— Neil
- i used to believe that pee came out of the vagina— Janey
- I was scared that if I peed too much, the toilet would flood— scarlett