when i was little i believed that your social security number was the number you were born on the earth
A childhood belief about birthdays

others believed things like this
- there's such thing as "soul-security"( social security )
because of the way my stupid parents pronounce it— elizabeth - I used to believe social security ensured you would always have friends— Stephanie Pardi
- When I was a kid I believed that the number 11 was pronounced "onety-one"— Alicia
- I used to believe there was a number "eleventeen". I could never quite work out where it went, though.— Matthew
- I used to think boys went "number two" with their pee pees. Anon
- I used to believe that twenty was the largest number in the universe.— Bernardo Fernandez