My mum's aunt gave her daughter a copy of Jackie magazine. She refused to read it as her name was not Jackie.
A childhood belief about reading

others believed things like this
- Since the girls name Jackie is short for Jacqueline, I thought the boys name Jack was short for JackalAnon
- I thought there was only one copy of a movie and you had to wait til it got to your town,— quagmire
- Because of MAD Magazine, I believed that Elvis died while on the john, with a tub of KFC in his lap.Anon
- i used to think my aunt sandra was aunt bannana.Anon
- i used to believe the rolling stones wrote rolling stone magazine.Anon
- i used to believe ketchup was blood and refused to eat it with anything Anon