I thought there was a little workman in my butt working behind a door. When I had to poop I thought the workman was kicking the door because he had a wheel barrow full of poop that he needed to push through the door. The longer I made him wait the harder he kicked and if I waited too long he'd kick the door down and throw the poop out at an inconvenient moment.
A childhood belief about weeing and pooing
others believed things like this
- My sibs and I thought that the screen door was called the "scream door" so Mom could yell at us through it. — Kyle
- I actually asked my mother if mixing girls' poop and boys' poop would cause an explosion.— kraine
- I thought if I left the door open too long, a dog would come from the cupboard in the washroom and eat me
Anon - My poop was always around the same color as my skin so I assumed white people's poop was white.— jaycee
- i used to think that your butt cheeks is where your poop was stored. Anon
- I used to beleive that eggs were actually poop from chickens, and that eating it would make you throw up.Anon