When I was three years old I had a 2 week old little sister, and a father that drank beer before he went to bed at night. My grandfather told me that you are what you eat. So,when I was giving my good night kisses that night I told my dad he was going to turn into a beer can and my sister was going to turn into a boob.
A childhood belief about eating

others believed things like this
- I used to believe that men drank beer and women drank wine. Anon
- I used to think that Root Beer was beer with less caloriesAnon
- When I was little, I used to think that if you drank beer you would die right after you drank it.— I'm so stupid
- i used to believe that root beer was made with root juice and beer— tm
- I used to think that beer was horse pee. Probably because that's what my mom told me...— Kara
- I was always told that beer was made from horse pee.— Just me