When I was little, I used to think that our house was haunted, so every time I had to go to the loo in the night, I would drape a blanket over my head and shuffle toward the bathroom "ooh-ing" softly, so that any passing ghosts would think I was one of them. A cunning disguise, I think you'll agree.
A childhood belief about around the house

others believed things like this
- No passing zones on the highway. How come we just kep passing those signs? — Colleen
- I used to believe that towels were sleeping ghosts, and at night they would come out and get you— bajd
- Every time it thundered and rained I used to believe that God was passing wind and "peeing"!Anon
- i used to believe it was okay to have a booger collection. my mom did not agree— Michelle
- i used to believe that a volcano was an upside-down UFO in disguise— Sally
- i used to believe that my dog was really a cat in disguise trying to get information on the dog empire!— strange and used to be stupid