My friend told me that when she was about four she was looking at a picture of her cousin. She asked who he was, and her mother told her it was her cousin Rob. She heard 'cousin God'. For years she thought God was her teenaged cousin.
A childhood belief about characters

others believed things like this
- My cousin's mom told my cousin that pop makes you short. He probably believed it.— Molly
- I used to think a second cousin meant a cousin’s cousin.— Carlos Almonacid
- Someone told me that they cousin who used to think rain was God peeing.Anon
- When I was six, my cousin told me that if I stuffed my bra the cops would come get me and take me to jail.— Juliea
- When i was 7 my cousin told me that thelma from Scooby Doo was a mad serial killer.— Rachel
- My cousin once told me that glass was made from ground up beetles, and I believed her! — benjymous