I used to take baths with my older brother. He would always splash the water around near his crotch and say he was "making a pie". He had my mom, sister, and me all believing that he had a pleasant imagination. He was actually peeing in the tub.
A childhood belief about weeing and pooing

others believed things like this
- i used to think that every family had a brother and sister and they married eachother when they got olderAnon
- a friend of my little sister's had 4 older brothers, so she thought that when you got older you grew a penis!Anon
- when i was really young, i couldn't figure out why i can't get older than my older sister.— angela
- I used to think that a company had boats all over the world making waves, and airplanes making cloudsAnon
- My Sister Used To Believe She Could Fly By Driniking Water From A Magic Forton. I Told She Couldn't.— Zoe
- I used to believe that one day, my younger brother would be older than me and then he'd pick on me!— Andrew