I used to wonder when reading the obituary column how people always managed to die in alphabetical order.
A childhood belief about people

others believed things like this
- When I was a child I used to believe that people died in order of age.— Silvia Spinetti
- I used to believe the show Law and Order was a gardening show called Lawn and Order.— Adriana
- I used to wonder how they managed to fit the orchestra into the radio station.
— sally - I believed that the astronauts from the Challenger disaster managed to survive by diving into the sea.— Claire
- My friend managed to convince a gulliable kid at various stages of school that he was superman and a robot.— naff
- When I was about 5, I thought that English was the reverse reading of Turkish.— sel