I used to believe that I was going to start a religion when I grew up. The main rule of the church was that you had to finish peeing before you could start pooing or you would be sent to the Devil. It appears that I am the only member of my church.
A childhood belief about weeing and pooing
others believed things like this
- I believed if I prayed for the Devil, he would start being good for God. — Jackie
- I used to think that church songs were pop music. Well, we did sing them in church every week...— Roxy
- My fiance was in church as a kid and he saw the Vicar of the church and asked his Mum if it was God.— Andys fiancee
- I thought that when I grew up I HAD to start wearing polyester like my mom.— levi lady
- i used to believe (when i was little) i could make the wind stop and start by saying, "stop" and "start"— Ali
- when i was little i thought god changed my name the first day i went to church— stephanie