When I was a girl the British princesses Anne and Elizabeth were about my own age. I thought they were so lucky because they never had to go to the bathroom the way we mortals did.
A childhood belief about weeing and pooing

others believed things like this
- I used to think princesses are only in TV shows— i'm weird
- I used to believe that everyone had the same middle name as me... Elizabeth.
(even my uncles)— K.O. - I used to believe that princesses were make-believe like monsters, dragons, and fairies.Anon
- I used to believe that anyone who wasn't British (as I am) thought of themselves as foreigners!— "velveire"
- My younger sibling thought that Brittany was the name of the country where British people livedAnon
- I had my mom buy a box of lucky charms because I thought the little leprechaun would be inside. — Catherine