I used to go sunday school a lot as a kid, and my parents used tell me loads about this Jesus guy; that he lived in a hot country, wore dress like garments and most likely had dark skin. So on a family holiday to Egypt (my dad's Egyptian)i saw him.(The exact image i had pictured Jesus to look like). Jesus was standing in Heathrow Airport. A sudden impluse took me, and i ran after him screaming at the top of my lungs "Jesus Jesus!!". My embarrassed parents had to run after me to explain that it wasn't Jesus at all; but a very unammused muslim lady.....apparently this happened more than once.
A childhood belief about characters

others believed things like this
- My parents told me that Jesus visited Santa Claus when he was dead for three days. — Rick Hamell
- when i was little i thought it rained because something bad happened and god or jesus was crying. — derek
- I used to believe that Jesus and all of the wise men lived under my bed. — wuteve
- I used to believe that Jesus lived in the tower of the churchAnon
- I used to think MARIA is the WIFE of JESUS!— Chrono
- i used to believe rain was when Jesus was having a shower— matt