My neighbor told me that the insides of acorns tasted like chocolate. They don't. They're really bitter.
A childhood belief about nasty food

others believed things like this
- I used to believe what ever was brown tasted like chocolate— LEADY
- When I was younger, I thought that coke tasted like chocolate.— Ann
- I used to believe that acorns were bullets— Andrea
- Chocolate, they say, rots your teeth. I believed if you drank chocolate milk, your bones would be brown.— Dellio
- I used to belive chocolate milk came from brown or chocolate cows.Anon
- when I was a kid my neighbor told me if I picked my nose I would poke out my eye. I believe him. — Jane