When I used to fly with my parents, I would always tell the security guards "No guns or bullets!", thinking that telling them this would speed up the process. My mom told me to hush, and they always searched us extra hard, even my cabbage patch kid purse. My parents say they're just grateful that their asses went unsearched.
A childhood belief about police
others believed things like this
- there's such thing as "soul-security"( social security )
because of the way my stupid parents pronounce it— elizabeth - i used to believe that Cabbage Patch Kids were made from real cabbage XD— foxxip
- i used to think guns shot poison bulletsAnon
- My dad told my young daughters that molasses comes from mole asses. I don't know how long they— Monica
- My dad told me "Hush Puppie" shoes were made from Basset Hound ears.— William
- I used to think that boy's lifted the toilet seat to pee because their asses were too big.— sydo