When I was about 14 at school me & my mate convinced this other kid that 'masturbation' meant 'mowing the lawn'. He wasn't quite convinced, so we told him to ask the deputy headmaster, not believing he'd actually do it. Next time we saw him he'd been given detention.
A childhood belief about lies

others believed things like this
- a friend was convinced that his school was an asylum, and couldn't be convinced otherwiseAnon
- I convinced my boyfriend that paprika flavored crisps were made from donkeys...he was 20 at the time.Anon
- I used to believe that water towers were detention centres for naughty dolphins— Ian
- When I was in elementary school nuns cam to our school. I thought that 'nun' meant they had no religion.Anon
- When I was 8, I was convinced the Daleks were going to come out from under my bed and get me!— Whaddupwho
- i used to believe that if i wasn,t at school the teachers would expell me from that school!!— sciver