My fiancees Mum was mortified when she was pregnant with him and took his older brother shopping - he announced to a crowded shop that his new brother or sister would be coming out of his mummy's magic hole soon = he was referring to her bellybutton!
A childhood belief about giving birth

others believed things like this
- while my son was crying one day, my little brother announced that "babies cry to let off moisture". ha!— i'm laughing WITH you
- i used to think that every family had a brother and sister and they married eachother when they got olderAnon
- I used to believe that one day, my younger brother would be older than me and then he'd pick on me!— Andrew
- My brother told me that I would turn into a boy when I got older. It made me cry.— Sarah
- My older brother used to tell me that if I "untied" it, I'd fly around the room like a balloon. — Gullible youth
- I used to eat doggy chocs until my older brother told me that if I did I would have puppies.— EG