I used to think my brothers penis was a hotdog, until i put one in my panties and the dog ate it.
A childhood belief about rude bits

others believed things like this
- a friend of my little sister's had 4 older brothers, so she thought that when you got older you grew a penis!Anon
- I used to think that Frankie Avalon sang, "Hey Penis, Oh, penis..." instead of "Hey Venus."Anon
- I used to believe that gay sex involved a man sticking his penis inside another man's penis.Anon
- I used to believe that gay guys had sex by sticking their penis in the other's penis.— Fanbrat
- when I was a kid, I used to believe that only girls could be my friends and all other boys were my brothers.
— rajat - That my dad gave birth to my brothers,and my
my mom had all the girls— Michelle H