When I was young, I was always confused about how, at night, the car-lights on one side of the road were always red, while the ones in the other one were white. It never occured to me that the cars were going in different directions, and for years I was convinced that there were designated "white-light" and "red-light" lanes. But it always confused me that we were always in the "red-light" lane, since I had seen the white front headlights once when my mom was pulling into the garage. I rationalized that the lights change color as you are pulling into your garage.
A childhood belief about cars

others believed things like this
- My dad could change a traffic light from red to green using our garage door opener.Anon
- When i was little i always thought there were little men inside the traffic lights changing the light— Kiley
- I used to believe that the yellow light in traffic-lights meant Go Faster!— M. L. E.
- I used to think that if you had a garage sale that meant you were selling the garage!— ~Curtis~
- My poop was always around the same color as my skin so I assumed white people's poop was white.— jaycee
- I used to think that the song "Just like white winged dove" by Stevie Nicks was "Just like the white window" — Julia