When I was about 4 years old, I noticed that my wee sometimes came out different colours: clear and yellow. Since I knew that I drink three types of drink (Orange, Lemon and Blackcurrant squash), it made sense that clear was Lemon and yellow was Orange... the trouble is, I was completely miffed as to where the pints of blackcurrant I drank disappeared to. Did they come out the other end? Did they get held inside... and if they did, what then? Would I explode or overflow. It was all quite harrowing for a confused little 4 year old.
A childhood belief about weeing and pooing

others believed things like this
- I thought that kids' pee was yellow and adults' pee was clear.— Aretia
- I used to think that if you mixed a diet drink with a regular drink, it would explode. Anon
- I used to say " The ghost is clear!" Instead of "The coast is clear"— Jake
- I thought "Orange is the New Black" was about wearing orange to funerals.Anon
- If you held a buttercup under your chin and got a yellow reflection then you liked butter!— Tilly
- I used to believe that putting lemon juice in yours eyes could lighten them.Anon