When people would tell me stories about vampires and stuff, they would say the 'good guy' killed the vampire by plunging a stake through his heart...except I always thought they were saying 'steak', as in the meat!!! I continued to believe that until I was twelve, and I read it in some book and finally realized...!
A childhood belief about vampires

others believed things like this
- I used to believe that Steak was actually alligator meat. Anon
- When you are very poor you "can't make end's meat." End's meat is some sort of cheap very low quality meat.— Betty
- I used to think that people who donated their kidneys were doing it for steak and kidney pie.Anon
- I used to think that when people had heart attacks someone came and stabbed their heartAnon
- I used to believe if you read a book in the dark, you would go blind.— Ellen
- I read in a book that if you ever swallowed toothbrush bristles then you would get appendicitus!— Amy