When I was about 6 years old I went to church for the first time and someone there told me that God was everything. I then pictured God to be a giant pile of household appliances and furniture, mostly consisting of washing machines and couches.
A childhood belief about characters

others believed things like this
- I used to believe nude furniture was ,furniture with pictures of naked people on them.— Bethany Mote
- When i was about 6 years old, i thought God was washing his"LEGO" town, when it was raining here.— Meie
- I was sad for many years because my aunt once told me I would go to hell for farting in church!— Tara
- I remember being told that thunder was just God moving his/her furniture around.— kipperfeet
- I used to think you had to be an adult to drink household chemicalsAnon
- I used to think that church songs were pop music. Well, we did sing them in church every week...— Roxy