When I heard about the sectarian violence in Northern Ireland,I amagined a war between Irish secrataries, hurling ballistic pencils and engaging in hand-to-hand ruler fighting...
A childhood belief about wars

others believed things like this
- I used to think that my right hand wasn't my right hand anymore if I turned around.— Mike
- When I was little I thought "Pencilvania" was a huge store that sold pencils and nothing but pencils.— Tim
- When i heard about Irish Bombers on the news during the 70s i used to think that planes were dropping bombs.— Moose
- I used to believe that I could actually cut the clouds with my hand.Anon
- My brother used to think "Kung-Fu Fighting" was actually "When It Comes To Fighting."— The Pacifist
- I used to believe that if you put your hand in a venus fly trap it would eat it.Anon