when i was little i used to beleive that if i coughed, sneezed and farted at the same time i would blow up
A childhood belief about general

others believed things like this
- I used to think that foreign people coughed and sneezed in a different language.— Even more stupid
- I also thought that people in different countries coughed, sneezed, laughed, or cried in their own language!— Mini
- when i was younger (8 or 9) and i farted my dad used to tell me not to worry, that my bum just coughed.— james
- My mom used to tell me that if I swallowed my gum when I farted, I would blow a bubble out of my butt.— bubblebutt
- I used to believe that if you swallowed chewing gum, when you farted, you would blow a bubble out your butt.— Bubble Butt
- i used to belive if you swallowed gum and then farted, you would blow a gum bubble with your butt.Anon