When I was little I used to think that God looked like Ronald McDonald and that he lived in the vent in the ceiling of our downstairs bathroom. I used to go in there and look up to the vent and pray. Go figure.
A childhood belief about characters

others believed things like this
- I long believed that Ronald Reagan was Ronald McDonald's brother. And I thought it made him more impressive!— JB
- I believe that there is a monster in the air vent and watches me when I put on my clothes— Blablabla
- I once thought a vent in my hotel room led down to the center of the earth.— flarn2006
- My brother used to believe that ceiling fans were helicopters flipped upsidedown and stuck in the ceiling.— Seven
- I used to think that Margeret Thatcher was married to Ronald Reagan, because they were always on tv together!— Nat
- i used to be scared to use the bathroom becuase i believed something lived in the toilet.— robert allen freeman the fourth