When I was about ten, I read the word "prostitute" somewhere. I thought a prostitute was a member of a religious order, something like a nun. I pictured groups of prostitutes walking around in habits and doing things for charity... in retrospect, I think I had them mixed up with Protestants... though I don't know where the nun bit came from...
A childhood belief about work

others believed things like this
- Until I was about 11 or 12 I thought that "prostitute" referred to a female criminal.Anon
- I used to believe that a prostitute was like a prosecutor.— Not As Innocent Anymore
- i used to think that being a prostitute was a religion. (sort of like protestant i guess?)Anon
- I used to think all money paid for goods at shops went to charity.— Tim
- I used to think that prostitutes were female lawyers. It just sounded so official...— MC
- i used to think the song "walking in a winter wonderland" was "walking in a womens underwear"— stephen s