i used to take showers with my dad when i was like 3 and i always got scared cuz i thot his dick was a snake
A childhood belief about rude bits

others believed things like this
- Circumcision meant getting your dick and testicles cut off— John
- When I was a kid I took two showers becaue I thought my hair was a plant and needed the water to grow— Tim
- My dad would say "The snake's are barking" when he farted.— Big1
- I used to believe that if I sat on the toilet too long a snake would come up and bite me.— Cheesemonkey
- i used to believe that when i used the tolit a snake will come out and bite your butt. lolAnon
- I thought all snakes were venomous and you always die if you get bit by a snake— Elviessa