i used to believe that coal from stockings was santa's poop because i was bad
A childhood belief about father christmas

others believed things like this
- I actually asked my mother if mixing girls' poop and boys' poop would cause an explosion.— kraine
- My poop was always around the same color as my skin so I assumed white people's poop was white.— jaycee
- when I was little I used to think that white people had pink poop (i am brown so my poop is brown)— helena muteka
- I used to believe that Santa Ana winds actually came from the city of Santa Ana, CA— Fishfood
- I used to believe that if you had a pee AND a poop at exactly the same time, then you would die— ange
- I used to believe that when you went poop a monster would eat it— Confused till age 7 now 11