My uncle was delighted when he got a "Godfather" video for his birthday, and told my cousin, who was 9, that it was one of the best films ever. After my cousin went to bed, my uncle settled down to watch it. A few minutes in he heard the sound of a note being pushed under the living room door.
It was from my cousin, and read: "Oh yes? When are they going to start speaking English then?"
A childhood belief about films

others believed things like this
- My cousin's mom told my cousin that pop makes you short. He probably believed it.— Molly
- I used to think a second cousin meant a cousin’s cousin.— Carlos Almonacid
- My uncle told me that if I didn't wash my ears when I took a bath, corn would start going out of them.— Ebod
- Someone told me that they cousin who used to think rain was God peeing.Anon
- When I was six, my cousin told me that if I stuffed my bra the cops would come get me and take me to jail.— Juliea
- When i was 7 my cousin told me that thelma from Scooby Doo was a mad serial killer.— Rachel