I used to believe whenever I got an erection it meant I had to pee.
A childhood belief about weeing and pooing

others believed things like this
- i used to believe that sex meant love and that having sex meant the two people would live happily ever after.— amy
- I used to think that the E on a gas gauge meant "enough"...Anon
- I used to believe that my name meant tongue. strange? I think so — Bella
- I used to believe that priceless meant free.— Neo
- I used to think that "priceless" meant free.— DAAA
- I used to believe that 'bankruptcy" meant that you were actually going to rob a bank — Mindy