I remember thinking that the "Nude Furniture" store was some sort of naughty place.
A childhood belief about going shopping

others believed things like this
- I used to believe nude furniture was ,furniture with pictures of naked people on them.— Bethany Mote
- I remember being told that thunder was just God moving his/her furniture around.— kipperfeet
- When I was a kid I thought babies where made when people hold hands and kissed nude...— Ryan
- I remember thinking that non-English speakers were much smarter because they could speak "so much faster." Anon
- I used to think that girls' anuses were green. I remember thinking that as late as high school.— Jack
- My mum used to tell me that thunder was god re-arranging the furniture.— Dale