I don't know why or where I got this from, but when I was little, I referred to my vagina as my "goose".
A childhood belief about rude bits

others believed things like this
- Until I was about 11 or 12 I thought that "prostitute" referred to a female criminal.Anon
- My brother once referred to the neighbor as a lesbian (she was Lebanese...)Anon
- i thought the phrase "getting a boner" referred to men getting their periods. — astrid
- I used to believe that the phrase "Mamma Mia" referred to a girl named Mia.Anon
- I used to think sterilised humans were referred to as neutered, in the same way as animals.Anon
- I used to believe the ^^ emoticon referred to 2 pointy ears like a cat, instead of closed eyes.Anon